Watermelon Cutting

A water melon you'd suppose everyone knows how to cut, but no! No I am sorry to say for today I had to give a full on lesson to teach watermelon cutting. For you see some cut the watermelon far to small (when it's for elves not people) and then some just prefer scooping the watermelon halve with a big spoon. I however do not prefer either of them just a piece the size of my head will do quite nicely. I can not cut a watermelon (because I am far to weak) but I have seen experts do so. My guess is you're eyeing this and saying "I don't know how to cut a watermelon." Here is your chance..

If you want to get fancy...

Look up watermelon carving that's worth a try!